Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month
 when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life
 in his hands.
 
 This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
 license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant
 other.
 
 DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
 SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
 SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
 
 DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
 SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
 SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
 
 DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
 SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
 SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
 
 DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
 SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
 SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
 
 DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
 SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
 SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.