A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
 coming from the bedroom.
 
 He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and
 panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries
 the woman.
 
 He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing,
 his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's
 hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
 
 The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
 past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
 
 Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
 closet floor.
 
 You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart
 attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!