-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a £26,000 phone bill.
 
 -They've won the Readers Digest Sweepstake three years running.
 
 -When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
 
 -They seem strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
 
 -They mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The
  Net."
 
 -Their bank account receives a massive £400,000 contribution made
  in half-penny increments.
 
 -Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
  turn-ons.
 
 -Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good
  Morning, Mr./Mrs. President." 
 
 -You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now,
  Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"