An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with
 their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she
 bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
 reveals her lack of underwear.
 
 "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
 demanded. 
 
 "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to
 buy any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
 says, "For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy
 yourself some underwear." 
 
 Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
 Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus
 woman. You've no knickers - why not?" 
 
 She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He
 reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's
 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!"
 
 Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
 skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
 "Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?" 
 
 She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to
 be able to afford any." The Scot reaches into his pocket and says,
 "For the sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit."