Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding night
 in the bridal suite.
 
 Bridget was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible
 shimmering silky negligee whimpering, "Take me Paddy. Take me
 now!" 
 
 Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't
 have the faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had a
 brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to the
 reception to ring his mum for advice.
 
 Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where
 Bridget pees. Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his mother
 assured him that Bridget would love it. 
 
 Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if
 she was ready. Bridget shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!" 
 
 Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and
 put his head down the toilet.