A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
 five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
 
 Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
 this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
 wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
 
 "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
 one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
 
 "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was
 my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
 butt. That's when I made my mistake."
 
 "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
 
 "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
 like yours!'"