During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with
 an unusual offer.
 
 "Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When
 you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor
 and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’
 I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed
 the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.
 
 It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have
 moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
 When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young
 man in the eye and says:
 
 "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
 command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your
 life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you
 will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both
 shall live?"
 
 The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,
 "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we
 had a deal."
 
 The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made
 me a much better offer."