While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, John 
 came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against
 the trunk.
  
 Seeing this John inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the
 heck are you doing?'
  
 'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the stranger replied.
  
 'You've gotta be kiddin' me!' 
 
 'No, would you like to give it a try?' 
 
 Understandably curious, John decided to give it a go.
 
 So he wrapped his arms around the tree and gently pressed his 
 ear up against the rough bark.
  
 Quick as a flash the stranger slapped a pair of handcuffs on 
 John, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys and cell phone 
 before stripping him naked and leaving him securely cuffed 
 to the tree.
  
 Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw John 
 handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck 
 happened to you?'
  
 Shaking with cold John proceeded to tell the guy the whole 
 terrible story about how he got there.
  
 At the end of John's sorry tale, the other guy shook his head 
 in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind 
 the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...