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4. Fifty Fifty ( Joke Rating: 3.30 Votes: 109 )

5. Going Through The Motions ( Joke Rating: 3.75 Votes: 73 )

6. Almost Every Night ( Joke Rating: 2.40 Votes: 45 )

7. A Lifetimes Savings ( Joke Rating: 3.24 Votes: 45 )

8. Like A Steel Pipe ( Joke Rating: 2.68 Votes: 38 )

9. Five Times A Night ? ( Joke Rating: 2.71 Votes: 52 )

10. Penis Passing ( Joke Rating: 3.34 Votes: 68 )

11. Inexpensive Perfume ( Joke Rating: 3.57 Votes: 61 )

12. God's Automatic Toilet Light ( Joke Rating: 4.10 Votes: 109 )

13. Shaky Hands ( Joke Rating: 3.45 Votes: 58 )

14. Sweet, Sweet Road Rage ( Joke Rating: 3.47 Votes: 30 )

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16. Dangerous Driving ( Joke Rating: 3.17 Votes: 41 )

17. Bambi ( Joke Rating: 3.36 Votes: 36 )

18. Still Hot After All These Years ( Joke Rating: 4.18 Votes: 95 )

19. Candy Bars ( Joke Rating: 3.32 Votes: 31 )

20. Frog Impersonator ( Joke Rating: 3.84 Votes: 31 )

21. Old Is When... ( Joke Rating: 3.59 Votes: 58 )

22. The Ages Of Success ( Joke Rating: 3.79 Votes: 57 )

23. A Windy Day ( Joke Rating: 3.23 Votes: 35 )

24. To Exercise Or Not To Exercise ( Joke Rating: 3.39 Votes: 31 )

25. Taking A Picture ( Joke Rating: 3.88 Votes: 40 )

26. Taking Precautions ( Joke Rating: 2.40 Votes: 20 )

27. Feeling Horny ( Joke Rating: 3.45 Votes: 29 )

28. Fishing For Roses ( Joke Rating: 3.20 Votes: 15 )

29. Raisin Bread ( Joke Rating: 3.74 Votes: 23 )

30. A Trip To The Cinema ( Joke Rating: 2.67 Votes: 9 )

31. Grandmas 100th Birthday ( Joke Rating: 4.03 Votes: 60 )

32. Dangerous Driving Penalties ( Joke Rating: 3.53 Votes: 30 )

33. 90 Year Old Man - 18 Year Old Wife ( Joke Rating: 3.00 Votes: 12 )

34. The Little Girl and the Wrinkles ( Joke Rating: 3.00 Votes: 13 )