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2. Goodbye Mother ( Joke Rating: 3.19 Votes: 144 )

3. Little Johnny's Mouse ( Joke Rating: 2.19 Votes: 69 )

4. Fifty Fifty ( Joke Rating: 3.29 Votes: 120 )

5. Going Through The Motions ( Joke Rating: 3.69 Votes: 81 )

6. Almost Every Night ( Joke Rating: 2.40 Votes: 48 )

7. A Lifetimes Savings ( Joke Rating: 3.25 Votes: 48 )

8. Like A Steel Pipe ( Joke Rating: 2.71 Votes: 42 )

9. Five Times A Night ? ( Joke Rating: 2.65 Votes: 60 )

10. Penis Passing ( Joke Rating: 3.29 Votes: 70 )

11. Inexpensive Perfume ( Joke Rating: 3.57 Votes: 63 )

12. God's Automatic Toilet Light ( Joke Rating: 4.04 Votes: 115 )

13. Shaky Hands ( Joke Rating: 3.48 Votes: 65 )

14. Sweet, Sweet Road Rage ( Joke Rating: 3.45 Votes: 33 )

15. You Know You're Getting Old When.... ( Joke Rating: 3.88 Votes: 161 )

16. Dangerous Driving ( Joke Rating: 3.25 Votes: 44 )

17. Bambi ( Joke Rating: 3.32 Votes: 37 )

18. Still Hot After All These Years ( Joke Rating: 4.17 Votes: 100 )

19. Candy Bars ( Joke Rating: 3.24 Votes: 34 )

20. Frog Impersonator ( Joke Rating: 3.81 Votes: 32 )

21. Old Is When... ( Joke Rating: 3.52 Votes: 62 )

22. The Ages Of Success ( Joke Rating: 3.80 Votes: 61 )

23. A Windy Day ( Joke Rating: 3.22 Votes: 36 )

24. To Exercise Or Not To Exercise ( Joke Rating: 3.39 Votes: 33 )

25. Taking A Picture ( Joke Rating: 3.84 Votes: 43 )

26. Taking Precautions ( Joke Rating: 2.38 Votes: 21 )

27. Feeling Horny ( Joke Rating: 3.48 Votes: 31 )

28. Fishing For Roses ( Joke Rating: 3.19 Votes: 16 )

29. Raisin Bread ( Joke Rating: 3.71 Votes: 24 )

30. A Trip To The Cinema ( Joke Rating: 2.82 Votes: 11 )

31. Grandmas 100th Birthday ( Joke Rating: 4.03 Votes: 71 )

32. Dangerous Driving Penalties ( Joke Rating: 3.55 Votes: 33 )

33. 90 Year Old Man - 18 Year Old Wife ( Joke Rating: 3.21 Votes: 19 )

34. The Little Girl and the Wrinkles ( Joke Rating: 2.78 Votes: 18 )